Haiku Review
Travis
Clutch Cargo
July 18, 2007

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Leaf on the money

Travis entered from back
Shaking hands on way to stage
This would kill Thom Yorke
Fran was having fun
Honest enthusiasm
You get what you give
Back in fucking Black
A great way to end the show
Angus would be proud

Haiku Review
Arctic Monkeys and Be Your Own Pet
Clutch Cargo, Pontiac, MI
May 9, 2007

Arctic Monkeys Rock
Suburbans love the limeys
Lads of potential

Be Your Own Pet suck
Hotness does not mean talent
Now, please end career

Acoustics nightmare
House of god, my big black ass
Clutch Cargo is durst