Tuesday, September 11, 2007

September 11 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,958 new and re-released records coming out this week.

50 Cent -- Curtis. Curtis, tell 50 he has no original ideas and the flow of marbles in molasses.

Kanye West -- Graduation. Is this your Puffy album where you just rap over lazily sampled hits ("Stronger") or your Justin Timberlake album where you're still under the impression that Coldplay is cool ("Homecoming")?

Iced Earth -- Framing Armageddon: Something Wicked Pt. 1.
Will the Setians, the direct descendants of the Grand Architect of the Universe survive the invasion of earth by mankind?


Pick up the the pieces of your blown mind and listen to this album, part 1 of the full the story outline in Iced Earth's epic three part song cycle, "Something Wicked this Way Comes" or you may never find out. Did I mention that former Judas Priest frontman/Judas Priest coverband frontman Tim "THE RIPPER" Owens is on this album? Yeah dude, the same guy Marky Marky played in Rockstar...

What's that?

What do you mean it's no The Dark Saga?

Fuck you, ya' fuckin' naysayer, you try and write an epic song cycle cum two part rock opera, ya fucker, ya fucking BITCH!

Animal Collective -- Strawberry Jam. Purported to be the most accessible collection of the the Collective to date. Which is good news if you thought Feels kind of sucked and bad news if you liked telling people who thought Feels kind of sucked that they weren't cool enough to get it.



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