Tuesday, November 20, 2007

November 20 Notable Releases -- FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

Various Artists --
The Brit Box: U.K. Indie, Shoegaze, and Brit-Pop Gems of the Last Millennium. As you've no doubt notice, I'm not in mourning for the Compact Disc nor the record industry. However, I've been a little dismayed by the lack of interesting releases this fall. While there have been plenty of good albums released all year long, the traditional season of the major release has been pretty barren. Smaller artists traditionally avoid releasing albums during this period to get out of the way of the big guys, but this year the big guys have been largely replaced by an even greater number of repacked, re-released and often completely redundant best of collections. This little 4-disc package is redundant for many of those who've crossed over 30 -- but it does have the feel of the best compilations. Atlantic blues reissues sparked British Blues Rock and Nuggets had some influence on punk and then again on garage revival. I already hear a lot of bands with Shoegaze and Brit-Pop influences -- but then, I'd like to hear more and this collection could help inspire that in some impressionable 'yutes.


Nine Inch Nails -- Y34RZ3R0R3MIX3D. Trent Reznor has long used his position, money and fame to push the buttons of the record industry. He put raw tracks of songs on the internet years ago and held contests for the best remixes of his work. This latest release, which itself is a remix album of Year Zero material from a wide range of musicians not typically thought of as remixers (Kronos Quartet, Saul Williams). He also includes here every track of Year Zero, which can be remixed in Garage Band if you have a Mac or with the included demo of
Ableton Live. Yes the internet will swim in shitty remixes, but somewhere out there, some kid will be able to de-construct the songs and reconstruct the techniques and learn something they could put to good use. This could also be a sign to other artists of something to sell a small, but hungry audience of consumers. Imagine buying every multi-tracked portion of Rumors, Abbey Road or Loveless -- yes it removes the mystery, myth and mystique, but don't rock stars care more about money anyway?

UPDATE: BOOOOOOOOOO!

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Monday, November 05, 2007

November 6 Notable Releases

Jay Z --
American Gangster [EXPLICIT]. Taking a page out of the "I'll smack you in the mouth I'm Neil Diamond" playbook, the retired hip hop mogul gives us an album of jams inspired by the new Denzel Washington pic. TURN ON YOUR HEART LIGHT!!!!

Sigur Rós --
Hvarf/Heim. The most popular item on Icelandic Coney Island menus, the Hvarf (a sheep's bladder stuffed with live smelt) is typically served with a side of Heim (more smelt). Most tourist would do well to ask if the traditional Sigur Rós (bulls eyes cooked on a volcanic steam vent) accompaniment could be served on the side rather than squeezed into the patron's open mouth by a ritualistically crippled busboy. (ed note: Most of this information taken from Wikipedia)

Rick Springfield -- Christmas With You. If you don't let Rick stay with you it's just another Noel at the Motel 6 with the three wise men, Jack, Jim and Johnny explaining to the ice machine why he could "never find a woman like that."

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

October 16 Notable Releases

Jimmy Eat World --
Chase This Light. I've seen some promos for this album calling Jimmy Eat World a lasting icon of rock. WHA? At most I'd give them credit for popularizing the term EMO, otherwise we'd still be calling them whiny-version-of-Weezer-Rock. Side note, did anyone notice that Amazon sells digital downloads for $0.10 less than iTunes? That's only $0.89 more than anyone should pay for a Jimmy Eat World song!

R.E.M. -- R.E.M. Live 2CD/1DVD. This album is a great example of the state of major labels. Live albums have always been a tactic bands have used to hasten the close out of lengthy record deals. Recall that in 1996 R.E.M. signed a 5 album $80 million deal -- something a bands like this aren't likely to see again without getting into shares of tickets, merchandise and publishing. But this is also the kind of tepid stop gap solution the majors are using to stem declining sales. Repackage popular songs, usually with a DVD because so far, those have been more difficult to pirate online on a massive scale.

Toby Keith -- A Classic Christmas. Toby's first Christmas album in 12-years is a double album!! (why you make us wait so long TK?) Surprisingly, it doesn't include the ignorant asshole favorites, "Why Jews? Why?" or "I Can't Afford Gifts for My Kids on $11.50 an hour so I all I Want for Christmas is For Dubya to Keep the Queers from Getting Hitched." Happy two weeks before Halloween Y'all!

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Sunday, October 07, 2007

October 9 Notable Releases

Band of Horses -- Cease to Begin. Apparently the Band of Horses dude gets pissed at audiences that ask to hear "Funeral"... DUDE... last year, no one wanted to hear any of your songs and two, if you want people to ask for another song, write another song worth asking for.

Kid Rock -- Rock and Roll Jesus. The Detroit Kid hits back with another original album of songs apparently inspired by the guy who sold bootleg tees at Pine Knob... or was that Rock and Roll Jose? I digress, the cover is a fairly overt sample of Back in Black, although when going black you can never forget Metallica's Metallica or Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove. May we suggest next time going with a direct lift of Shark Sandwich?

Radiohead -- In Rainbows. Yes, we know i
ts a October 10 release... chill out. Chill is really the only way to approach these guys these days. They set the bar so high, but we're prepared to be underwhelmed.

The Raveonettes -- The Chain Gang of Love. Lust Lust Lust. Latest from the Danish duo....mmmmmmm, Danish duo. And remember, look at what your link says before you cut and paste!

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

September 18 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,598 new and re-released records coming out this week.

Eddie Vedder -- Music for the Motion Picture Into the Wild. The Pearl Jam-mer's soundtrack featuring a cover of Canadian rocker's Indio's "Hard Sun".

Ben Lee -- Ripe. For me this Aussie singer-songwriter has always worked better as a collaborator, sideman and boyfriend to chicks far more famous. How often do you find yourself yelling at musicians to quit their day job?

Various Artists -- Love Is the Song We Sing: San Francisco Nuggets 1965-1970. Another set in the much loved series pioneered by Lenny Kaye and championed by Rhino records.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

September 11 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,958 new and re-released records coming out this week.

50 Cent -- Curtis. Curtis, tell 50 he has no original ideas and the flow of marbles in molasses.

Kanye West -- Graduation. Is this your Puffy album where you just rap over lazily sampled hits ("Stronger") or your Justin Timberlake album where you're still under the impression that Coldplay is cool ("Homecoming")?

Iced Earth -- Framing Armageddon: Something Wicked Pt. 1.
Will the Setians, the direct descendants of the Grand Architect of the Universe survive the invasion of earth by mankind?

Yeah dude... MANKIND FUCKIN' INVADED EARTH!!!

Pick up the the pieces of your blown mind and listen to this album, part 1 of the full the story outline in Iced Earth's epic three part song cycle, "Something Wicked this Way Comes" or you may never find out. Did I mention that former Judas Priest frontman/Judas Priest coverband frontman Tim "THE RIPPER" Owens is on this album? Yeah dude, the same guy Marky Marky played in Rockstar...

What's that?

What do you mean it's no The Dark Saga?

Fuck you, ya' fuckin' naysayer, you try and write an epic song cycle cum two part rock opera, ya fucker, ya fucking BITCH!

Animal Collective -- Strawberry Jam. Purported to be the most accessible collection of the the Collective to date. Which is good news if you thought Feels kind of sucked and bad news if you liked telling people who thought Feels kind of sucked that they weren't cool enough to get it.

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

September 4 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,458 new and re-released records coming out this week.

Patti Scialfa -- Play It as It Lays. Mrs. Ba-RUCE once again proves she can do more than sing harmony and age better than Clarence and Little Stevie.

Manu Chao -- La Radiolina. Cosmopolitan party music from the festival junkie/global citizen.

Ted Nugent --
Love Grenade. Another exercise in subtlety from the Motor-City Madman... of course he hasn't lived near Motown in decades. He even pulled a Jack White recently and abandoned Michigan altogether for Waco, TX -- unfortch for him, the title of Waco Madman was already taken.

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

August 28 Notable Releases

A few of the 2,565 new and re-released coming out this week.


Ben Harper --
Lifeline. Friend to surfers, Obama and Lynchian muses -- Big Ben gives you another batch of rootsy rock via his crazy fretless guitar.

The Scorpions --
Humanity Hour 1. A new album from the German rockists who are entering their 35th year of rocking you like a hurricane. This one features Billy Corgan on a track -- pretty nice of the Krauts to give him a shot at making a comeback.

Turbonegro -- Retox. Norwegian metal's answer to ICP would like to invite you to their pain cave... TO BLUDGEON YOU!!!! They also once released an album named Ass Cobra... that seems worth pointing out.

VHS or Beta -- Bring on the Comets. The cover for the Kentucky trio's latest release does not feature Shannon Tweed, no matter how hard your squint.

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

August 21 Notable Releases

Rilo Keily --
Under the Blacklight. Jenny Lewis puts away the twins and the rabbit fur coat and gets back to her responsible rocking roots.

The New Pornographers -- Challengers. New album of pop powered by the Canadian collective.

MIA -- Kala. MIA's first album put Ceylonese hip hop on every hipsters lips. Of course Ceylon's been Sri Lanka since '72 -- but be gentle, the girl jeans and grade school t-shirts have reduced circulation to their brains.

R. Kelly -- Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 13-22. While not technically an album -- 13-22 does represent the next installment of the most important work of our time. Seriously, I think there's about a hundred grad theses in this thing.

"During the the last dying gasps of the behemoth music corporations of the twentieth century, one such company allowed a singer best known for his belief in the power of flight and his penchant for urinating on underage girls to create an operatic melodrama more surrealistic than even anything on Telemundo."

There you go American Studies students, I wrote your introduction. You're WELCOME!

Rob Zombie and Various Artists -- Halloween. The success of his films House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil's Rejects gave Zombie the chance to re-imagine John Carpenter's 1978 horror classic (some how he didn't feel the need to cast an actor to play a young Freddie Harris in the roll made famous by Busta Rhymes in 2002's Halloween: Resurrection, curious...). The soundtrack takes a similar tact in that along with '70's hard rock classics it contains "re-imagined" covers of hard rock favs like "Enter Sandman" and arguably Carpenter's greatest artistic achievement, "The Theme to Halloween".

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

August 7 Notable Releases

Flight of the Conchords -- The Distant Future. EP preview of the October album from the band/HBO show of the same name. Ten years after Tenacious D had their show on HBO, how can two Kiwi's recycle the exact same premises (both have a single obsessed fan, one member is constantly quiting and rejoining the band, big egos/tiny apartment, no real gigs, etc.) and somehow it's still funny and I still like it? It's sort of like the Office in reverse, if the American Office took place in like Southampton -- that's all I got.

Fuel -- Angels and Devils. Fuel has a new album... surprisingly they also have a greatest hits album... yeah, I got nothing.

Billie Holiday -- Remixed & Reimagined. At one time the record companies fought tooth and nail to prevent stuff like this -- suing not just for royalties, but in some cases to prevent the release of material with samples. Now the electronica remix of classic jazz and pop has become it's own odd little genre with releases from Verve, Motown, Blue Note and the mega-majors like Sony who are trying to figure out any way to make money off the back catalogs they've already sold us several times over on different media.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

July 31 Notable Releases

A few of the new and re-released albums coming out this week.

Common -- Finding Forever. Listen.... Common, may I call you Common? Nobody likes Superfly more than me because no one not even Shaft, gives it to the man quite like my man Priest. But while you think you may look super fly, you kind of look more like the bass player from Earth, Wind and Fire -- who's dedication to the long straight locks has devolved into him looking a bit like a half done drag queen. Proceed with caution.

Way of the Fist --
Five Finger Death Punch. There is only one way to counter the five finger death punch Grasshopper. Stick two fingers in ears and walk your ass out of Harpos.

Korn -- Untitled. To quote the immortal Phil Hartman, "I find chunks of guys like you in my stool. NEXT!"

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

July 17 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,803 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

Editors --
An End Has a Start. New one from the dour purveyors of post-punk. Check out Damore's recent review.

Various Artisits -- Now, Vol. 25. Be sure to pick this up if you don't have an FM radio or need help figuring out some of the stuff MTV would be showing if they still played music. Also, eliminates need for that Daughtry, Akon, Keith Urban playlist you were dreaming up. You should probably buy 2 copies.

Daisuke "Dice-K" Matsuzaka / Various Artists -- Music From The Mound. This is basically a mix tape of music the new multi-million dollar Red Sox Pitcher finds "inspiring". Some of the artists are English speaking, others Japanese, but I couldn't do better than the press release to describe the key track.

"The album also features the new original track "Gyro Ball", which includes guest performances from former J. Geils harmonica player Magic Dick, former Extreme guitarist Nuno Bettencourt as well as Boston Red Sox television announcers Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy."

I would have called the track "Two TV DB's, Extreme Nuno and their Magic Gyro Dick," because that's how it basically translates into Japanese. But I must say a gyro ball does sound delicious, assuming it comes with cucumber sauce. It's also a little ironic, given that recordreviews.org contributor Peabs has fingers made of gyros. It really is a small gyroland after all.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

July 10 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,794 new and re-released recordings coming out this week.

Interpol -- Our Love to Admire. I'm going out on a limb and predicting that this album sounds like Interpol which is cool, if you're into that kind of thing or are anti-serotonin.

Smashing Pumpkins -- Zeitgeist. If rumor, Billy and allmusic.com are to be believed, D'Arcy and Iha never played that much on Pumpkins recordings. In fact, I think they played as much on Siamese Dream as they did on Zwan. So why does their absence from this comeback bother me so much?

Spoon -- Ga Ga Ga Ga. What does a record geek in black plastic frames say when he gets his mits on the new Spoon album? BOW!

Danzig -- The Lost Tracks Of Danzig. Can you imagine how pissed Glenn got when they told him they lost his tracks?

Excuse me, ahh, Mr. Danzig?

WHAAAAT IS IIIIIIT?

Sir, I don't know how to tell you this, but it seems that somehow, we appear to have lost a few of your tracks.

RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!

Mr. Danzig, I can tell you're upset and I just want to assure you that we'll do everything we can to recover those tracks.

HEEEEEEEAADS WILL ROLL AAAAAAANNNNNND BLLLLLLLOOOD WILL BOIIIIIIIL!!!!! Hey wait, did you try undo, you know it's under edit I think and sometimes when I think I've erased something, I just punch the ole' undo and [pop] whammo, ya' get it right back.

Yeah, we tried undo, still can't find it.

NOOOOOOOOT EVVVVVEN ON THHEEEE TAAAAAAAPE BAAAAAAAACK UP DRIIIIIVE?

We're still trying to get that to work, but I'm concerned we just might not be able to recover the tracks.... hey while we're trying that out can I have the intern get your something? Maybe a shirt, something from Starbucks?

CARRRRRRMEEEEEEEL MAAAAAAACHIOTO.... WITH SPLEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDA!!!!!

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Monday, July 02, 2007

July 3 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,176 new and re-released records coming out this week.

Various Artists -- Transformers: The Movie. Michael Bay has terrible taste in music... this should not surprise you if you are familiar with his taste in cinema or have sight and/or hearing.

Velvet Revolver --
Libertad. Guns N' Weiland cover ELO. Your move Axl. May we suggest re-hiring and then firing Buckethead? Dude, try trumping Buckethead. He wears a bucket on his HEAD -- that's fucking commitment to a premise.

Queensryche -- Mindcrime at the Moore. Queensryche is like the Chubby Checker of progressive '80's hair metal. You keep touring, you release new material, but basically, every effort boils down to some dude in the front row yelling, "Play 'the Twist' fatty!" How many times can you yell, "Are you ready to get Lucid Boca Raton?" before you kill yourself?

Chemical Brothers -- We Are the Night. Midlake appearance on the "Pills Won't Help You Now" gives the Chemicals their requisite brit rock collaboration on their requisite drug reference song -- twofer stizz.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

June 26 Notable Releases

A few of the 2,657 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

The Trio of Doom --
The Trio of Doom. In 1979, Tony Williams, John McLaughlin, and Jaco Pastorius -- all masters of the jazz-fusion idiom on their respective instruments appeared together at the Havana Jazz Festival. The first 5 tracks of this album are that performance (warning, it's described as "miss-miced"), the second are studio takes and alternate takes of the same songs recorded in NYC a week later. In other words, the Trio of Doom takes on a different meaning depending on your opinion of late '70's jazz-fusion.

Kelly Clarkson -- My December. Who's High Pitch? [Still funny.]

Ryan Adams -- Easy Tiger. A fascinating artist who manages to release more recordings than practically any of his peers, and still find a way to have every one of them declared a comeback or return to form. It's all the more amazing when you consider that he's never really broken into the middle, much less the top.

Hannah Montana --
Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus. Is this like a Chris Gaines thing for pre-teens? I can't wait for 3, I Stabbed that Hannah Bitch in the Eye, by One-eyed Miley.

The Beastie Boys -- The Mix-Up. The Beasties follow up their previous "return to form" To the 5 Borroughs, a mixed affair of old school rap with a return to another of their forms, the jazz-funk instrumentals that dotted the Rubber Soul/Revolver of alt rock/rap, Check Your Head/Ill Communication. It is good to see Money Mark working.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

June 19 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,680 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

The White Stripes -- Icky Thump. Jack White is opinionated, infuriating, mercurial, a damn clever song writer, a damn savvy marketer and if his own words and actions are to be believed (we can never be sure) damn ignorant about the future of the business of recording music. In other words, he remains interesting in a lost sea of bland.

Mooney Suzuki --
Have Mercy. Once upon a time, these New Yorkers (one a refugee from Two Skinny J's) journeyed to Detroit (but not South Detroit) to catch the garage buzz of Ghetto Recorders. What seemed liked the beginning of something interesting for both the band and Jim Diamond increasingly looks like a swan song. Most of Jim's other "essential recordings" pre-date Electric Sweat, he lost his court battle with Jack and Meg over "the sound" likely chasing away some business in the process (and no doubt part of Jack's decision to leave town). Meanwhile, the most purely accessible American garage band of the garage boom lost their way in the Matrix and will likely find themselves a footnote before long.

Jennifer Gentle -- The Midnight Room. Remember when the mere mention of prog-rock could make you nauseous? These guys do and they'd love to send your stomach churning you with a 20 minute synth solo dedicated to the battle of gnomes and the fairy people of the wood.

Mandy Moore -- Wild Hope. My wild hope is that your movie with Robin Williams as a priest won't be the worst movie ever made and ruin both what's left of your career and forever doom the rise of the dude who plays Jim on the Office... but dreams are made to be broken.

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Monday, June 11, 2007

June 12 Notable Releases

A few of the 2,035 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

Queens of the Stone Age -- Era Vulgaris. While it remains tempting to look at everything QotSA does through the, "what if Oliveri was still around" lens, it's a fact that few bands have cultivated such a unique and consistent voice in the rock vein in the 2000's.

Various Artists -- Instant Karma: The Amnesty International Campaign to Save Darfur. It's difficult to put a dollar amount on these kind of things -- because they do bring awareness to serious problems like Darfur that for whatever reason, often fail to capture the popular consciousness -- awareness is expensive, trust me. But at the same time, the money and effort that goes into the album sometimes seems difficult to recoup. Honestly, I'd just suggest buying a couple of John Lennon albums and making a donation straight to Amnesty International -- no reason to bring Green and Day into this.

Toby Keith -- Big Dog Daddy. Boots. Ass. Whiskey. Beer. Strong preference for domestically branded full-size pickups... check, check, check, check. If it ain't broke don't fix it, you know like the War in I-raq. Honestly, instead of buying this I'd just suggest you support America's troops with a donation to the USO's carepackage program -- if you feel so inclined, include a note with your donation that alludes to the fact that things are bad enough for the troops over there without the periodic USO sponsored visits from Toby Keith.

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Monday, June 04, 2007

June 5 Notable Releases

A few of the 2,268 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

Paul McCartney -- Memory Almost Full. First Sir Paul album in his almost 45 year career not released by Capitol (or EMI across the pond)... sure the major labels are doing great... I mean, what could the most successful songwriter of the twentieth century know about the music business?

Marilyn Manson -- Eat Me, Drink Me. Alice Cooper used to be edgy too, hopefully double M's got a plan for the future or a least a good 401K.

Chris Cornell -- Carry On. As in, "carry on, nothing to see here." He may not have been the voice of his generation, but he certainly had the voice of his generation... wonder what Kim's up to?

Sister Hazel -- BAM!, Vol. 1. Pretty cocky aren't we Hazel dudes? Volume 1 is it? Pretty sure there's gonna be more BAM are we? Enough BAM for at least 2, if not 3-6 volumes? Let me break it down for you, you had a hit 10 years ago, making you easily the 2nd most successful band in the history of Gainsville, Fla (fuck you Less than Jake, you're number 3). But let's not get ahead of ourselves and go on predicting the future when the present is pretty effing tenuous.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

May 29 Notable Releases

A few of the 2,239 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

R Kelly -- Double Up. When he's not gettin' freaky wit da under-aged crowd, the clearly insane Kelly packs in more cameos than a sweeps edition of Different Strokes (Nancy Reagan AND Mr. T?!?) After, Snoop, Kid Rock, Ludacris (now your speakin' my language Luda), Usher, Chamillionaire, Nelly, T.I. and many many more, the only question is, "does R Kelly appear on this R Kelly release?"

Perry Farrell's Satellite Party -- Ultra Payloaded. Speaking of cameos, we'd expect to see Flea on a Farrell release, wince at the tired notion of buttafaced Fergie, and raise an eyebrow for a duet with the dead Jim Morrison (OR IS HE?!?) Also features two covers, one from the Bee Gees and one from East Lansing's own Rare Earth (think of them as a funky, R&B Verve Pipe from the boomer generation or if you rather, the honkies on Motown.)

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum -- In Glorious Times. Gorilla is neither sleepy nor a museum, discuss amongst yourselves. (OR AM I!?!)

Various Artists -- The Transformers: The Movie. Not the soundtrack to the upcoming Bay-tastic and likely Bay-diculous Bay-tastophe, but the re-released OST featuring Sam Bush's "The Touch" which is almost as good as the Dirk Diggler version (!?!)

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

May 22 Notable Releases

A few of the 1,995 new and re-released albums coming out this week.

The National -- Boxer. Quirky lyrics delivered in a tasteful baritone -- obtuse songs, that seem to actually say something about something else. Could be the album that blows them up to be as big as Springsteen thinks they are.

Jeff Buckley -- So Real: Songs from Jeff Buckley. Some people's leftovers (or "Lover You Should Have Come Overs") are better than other people's masterpieces blah, blah, blah.

Ozzy -- Black Rain (Includes Bonus Ozzfest Ticket Offer). I have no idea if buying this actually improves your chances at getting the free Ozzfest tix -- but it will have guitar solos and lots of doubled vocals.

Pancho Sanchez -- Raise Your Hand. Dirty latin jazz... why are you laughing?

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