Haiku Review
Van Halen
Ky-Mani Marley
Palace
Auburn Hills, MI
October 22, 2007

Cancer survivor
Recovering alcoholic
Replaced hip, still shreds



Diamond David Lee
Synthetic rock n' roll star
Surprisingly works



Big secret revealed
The back up vocal sound of
Van Halen is Ed

Haiku Review
The Police
Fictionplane
The Palace, Alburn Hills, MI
July 17, 2007

True/false: Fictionplane?
False, but Sting's kid sings like dad.
Would skip the reggae Muse

Don't fuck with Yoga-man
Drop a note, he'll melt yer face
Serious frontman
Valhalla's hi-hat
Arsenal of percussive joy
Neil Peart can lick it

Much less rock band than
A competitive structure
Push the pop limits