Haiku Review
The Police
Fictionplane
The Palace, Alburn Hills, MI
July 17, 2007

True/false: Fictionplane?
False, but Sting's kid sings like dad.
Would skip the reggae Muse

Don't fuck with Yoga-man
Drop a note, he'll melt yer face
Serious frontman
Valhalla's hi-hat
Arsenal of percussive joy
Neil Peart can lick it

Much less rock band than
A competitive structure
Push the pop limits